“Fuck this shit dude I’m so fucking done.” It was about that time of night where the overworked man was done being cordial. At least, for his coworker’s sake as he scrubbed the dirty dish like it had offended him somehow. The man continued to mutter curses until finally the abused plate was taken from him. 

“Relax we’re closed already.” He looked up to see Boomer giving him a look he had trouble describing. In his frustration the time passed quickly and that annoyance was brought down tenfold now knowing there were no other people besides themselves in the bakery. 

“You wanna talk about it?” Nico gave the man a sidewise glare but remained quiet as his hands spread out along the wet sink. Eventually moist palms went to cup his eyes as a fatigued sigh left him, ” I just need a drink.” 

“I still got some leftover Dat Tequila.” The man perked up enough to finally face his wingman who began to unloosen Nico’s stifling tie. As he watched Boomer undo the material, Nico smiled, ” I don’t know if that’s such a good idea. Remember what happened last time?”

“Nope.”

“Neither do I.”

idealdealings:

intheglassmenagerie:

strawberryswingset:

idealdealings:

Tequila is my new favorite thing

and obviously I told everyone and their mother that xD

Will get Tequila bottle with Jim booty pasted on the label. 

Then I’ll take shots from a glass with dom May on it

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP is waiting for Person B to show up for their reservation at the restaurant for their anniversary, but they never show.  Person A goes home alone to an empty house, only to receive a call that Person B is in the hospital.

At the hospital

May: *starts beating him with the forty dollar steak he ordered*

otpprompts:

Imagine Person A of your OTP waiting by the phone for Person B to call.

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP living happily ever after

(last post. I’m sorry.)

imagineyourotp:

Imagine your OTP switching personalities. 

minorcharactersftw:

Memories consume
Like opening the wound
I’m picking me apart again

- Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

 

xD Shoot I thought I snuck it by you. It’s kind of a hoopla of random so I decided to edit it before it sees the light of day. 

Memories consume
Like opening the wound
I’m picking me apart again

- Breaking the Habit by Linkin Park

fyeahjimmyhorton:

minorcharactersftw:

fyeahjimmyhorton:

minorcharactersftw:

Phoenix is now coming into everyone’s kink making sure it’s 100% animal free xD. Not sure if Jim would appreciate that. 

Phoenix: Nope this butt plug was made next to a sausage factory *takes away*

Jim: ;A;

Phoenix: Leather cuffs *takes* leather whips *takes* Leather Daddy

May: ;A;

It’s the cutest thing Phoenix and Jim playing tug-o-war over a box of dildos. 

xD Vegan threesome how would that even work

Jim: *wearing a carrot suit* <___<

May: *dressed as broccoli* No I’m not into this either

Omg fruit of the loom roleplay rofl. 

xD Non-vegan kinkwear is Nico’s trigger. Not even food just kink. 

Reggie: hey check it out I’m getting Jim leather panties for christmas—

Nico/Phoenix: *takes*

Reggie: ;A;

fyeahjimmyhorton:

minorcharactersftw:

Phoenix is now coming into everyone’s kink making sure it’s 100% animal free xD. Not sure if Jim would appreciate that. 

Phoenix: Nope this butt plug was made next to a sausage factory *takes away*

Jim: ;A;

Phoenix: Leather cuffs *takes* leather whips *takes* Leather Daddy

May: ;A;

It’s the cutest thing Phoenix and Jim playing tug-o-war over a box of dildos.